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[video; action for New Bark/Route 29]

[Camera flicks on with a displease young man on the feeder. If anyone is paying attention they might see part of a the red ribbon logo on his left chest of his dark shirt. Anyone passing New Bark Town earlier would have witnessed how his knee slammed on the door of the 'mom's' house, which proven unsuccessful. Having no powers sucks.]

Hey!

Somebody better be receiving this message. Get whoever is in charge here and tell him to fix this. You don't want to find a local teen getting tossed off a cliff. It can get quite ugly if he can't fly.

I'm waiting.

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The new kid on the block.

Well, do you have any information?

For who brought you here?

No fucking idea.

But if you find him, give him a punch for me. [Shrug.]

I'll be sure to do that. [Shrugs back.]

Man, why is it so hard for a human to break a door anyway?

Thanks.

And you know, I've been asking myself that question for years. I think they're just squishy and inherently inferior to everything, but have somehow spread like a disease over the extent of the known galaxy, kind of like a vine.

So, you're not human as well. I'm trying to remember myself but I suppose even memories are server·

[...Server?]

You OK over there?

[fail. serve* Oh well.]

Mentally, yes.

[Derp. Sorry!]

Mmm, yeah.

Long story short, nope, not human. Been stuck like one for months. Don't think I lost any memories, though...

You have my sympathy.

Don't dwell too much about it. Anyway, while I'm here, which route is more fun to take?

You mean Trainer or Breeder? Trainer, definitely.

If you mean which route on the road, I dunno. [Guess who got picked up and went right to Goldenrod on his first night.]

Trainer sounds more appropriate.

[Cheater, where's the fun in that?] Well that's too bad. Guess I'll flip a coin or something.

[Not much fun, admittedly, and it caused him trouble in the long run, but Sollux is no stranger to sequence breaking.]

All Breeders do is throw Pokémon together and sell the babies. Makes more money, but it's boring and you need to haul around a lot of heavy Eggs. Pain in the ass.

Babysit my ass, no thanks. I rather explore and, take my time on it. I suppose they expect us to walk too.

Yeah, they do.

[He takes a moment to allow for reactions to this.]

Though if you do good enough, you can get a Pokémon to ride on.

That's.... not a bad idea.

Pro tip: pick someone not traumatizing to be your riding Pokémon. Otherwise you'll offer someone a ride and they'll get slobbered all over.

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